SERVER PERSONNEL
FILES
Dossiers on record. Handle with caution, especially file 03. Compiled by CentuDox.
Sherman
Owns the whole mainframe. Doesn't have to lift a finger — the finger lifts itself when you're the owner. Moves like he's got somewhere to be in three business days, but everything here runs because of him. Slow to respond, impossible to remove.
Death
Comes for everyone eventually, and now that includes the ban hammer. Somehow holds the same permissions as Paradox and nobody's questioned it out loud. Great listener. Terrible at texting back — busy moderating, presumably also busy being death.
Paradox
Writes the code that holds this entire place together, then breaks it himself at 3am "testing something." Looks like a small, harmless cat. IS NOT a small, harmless cat.
Micheal
Got the moderator badge, still hasn't gotten a job. Free 24/7 though, so response times are unmatched. Spelled his own name wrong once and simply chose to keep going — confidence like that is rare.
Fen
No job, no title, no permissions — just vibes and an outfit doing more work than he is. Holds the unofficial title of most unemployed piece of the server, and wears it with zero shame and maximum drip.
Console Crazy
No title, no drama, no unemployment arc — just quietly the coolest person in the server. Speaks fluent stack trace and somehow makes it look effortless. Vibes accordingly, at all times.